Funny conversation overheard during kitchen clean up tonight:
5yoLittlestPrincess: "Mary was God's wife, right?"
SmokeyBear: "No, Mary wasn't God's wife. Mary was Jesus' Mom."
LittlestPrincess: "Well, who is God's wife? Everyone has to have a wife or husband!"
BLOCHhead: "All Christians are like God's wife."
LittlestPrincess, with horror: "Even boys???!!"
BLOCHhead, sheepishly: "Yeah. It's kinda weird, isn't it?"